Chat Post Thu, Nov. 22, 2012 2 notes
  • Me: Omg let me tell you about this super-hot guy his name is Benedict....
  • Sister: Benedict Cookiebatch?
  • Me:
  • Me: No dumbass, it's..
  • Sister: Bendick Cucumberpatch?
  • Me: NO FUCK YOU IT'S BENEDICT...
  • Sister: Ahaha I don't care
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: I hate you.





Audio PostSun, Nov. 18, 2012 50 notes

Title: Ode To A Nightingale Artist: Benedict Cumberbatch 200 plays

Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats. Read by Benedict Cumberbatch

(Source: karlurbann)




Text Post Sat, Oct. 06, 2012 9 notes

lonelylazymorning:

ALL YOU ENGLAND PEOPLE I AM SO JEALOUS

like first the damn cheltenham festival with benedict

and then the manchester radiohead gig

and cillian fucking murphy was there

why the fuck am i in america?!?!?!

i’m 500000% done with all y’all awesome brits

excuse me while i sob in this corner

(Source: thelittledetective)







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